So, anyone who knows me knows that I can’t stand snow. I’m a jaded northerner who cites “better weather” as one of the reasons I moved to DC 17 years ago. Snow is a messy inconvenience, and it can kiss my butt. You can keep your Winter Wonderland; I’m staying home and getting drunk on [...]
Entries Tagged as 'snow'
SNOMG 2: Electric Bugaloo Drink Specials on H Street
February 4th, 2010 · No Comments · Capitol Hill
Tags: "Kaiser Snowze"·snOMGagsm·snow·snowbliteration·snowbowl·Snowmageddon·Snowpocalypse 2
Snowy Side Up
December 21st, 2009 · 3 Comments · Capitol Hill
No, we have no hills nearby (save the one flanking the Capitol, which has its enforcers these days) nor sleds, nor smart, matching winter gear in the correct sizes and lengths for the kiddies. We only had what was on hand. And what was on hand–and foot and tongue–was snow. Snow for eating, licking, throwing, [...]
Get Out Your Shovels & DIG — It’s the Law!
December 20th, 2009 · 4 Comments · Capitol Hill
What a beautiful crisp white morning it is out there. And we have just a friendly reminder that it’s District law that residents have to clear the sidewalk in front of their property From the D.C. Snow Removals brochure: Who is responsible for clearing sidewalks? District law requires property owners to clear snow and ice [...]
Snow Emergency Declared (Time to Move Your Car!)
December 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Capitol Hill
We’ve been hearing the rumors all week that a major snow storm was coming to the area. I ignored most of the news reports since the DC weathermen seem to get it wrong so often, but it seems as though this one is no joke, and may prove to be the largest snow storm to [...]





