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Okay, in reality, there’s very little you can legally blow up in DC on the Fourth. All that’s legal are are sparklers less than 20 inches, torches, box fire, fountains, cones, dip sticks, non-poisonous snakes, paper novelty items, colored lights, and paper caps. Of course, this doesn’t stop folks from crossing state lines to buy more explosive fireworks or making a cash deal with one of the many “salesmen” selling Fourth of July fun out of the trunk of his car.
If you decide to go the more adventurous — and illegal — route, be aware that MPD is dedicating teams to putting a stop to illegal fireworks displays this year. Their language thus far seems to indicate that they’re going to be cracking down this year — but only time will tell if that’s actually the case. MPD encourages you to call 911 immediately if you see illegal fireworks being set off in your neighborhood.
Many Ward 6 residents will be happy to learn that there are no fireworks stands in Ward 6 this year. The complete map of legal fireworks vendors in the District can be found here.